El Presidentenothing tastes better than a wet Cuban
The Commanderfor the take-charge player
Great LicksOne of our greatest national
Late Night Smackerwarning: slippery when wet
Executive TicklerA delight for all your senses
Presidential PardonFor the times when you just don't care how you perform
Dick MorrisPlays on both sides and has more power than God
||"I like to keep a few of these handy right under my desk. Wanna see?"
The Presidential SealYou won't have any messy slipping with these specially formulated pads. They're absorbant up to 17 layers and don't make any noise when they become wet.
No more nasty spit stains -- Monica
You won't know how you ever lived without him..umm...it. -- Gennifer
I was excited when he presented it to me -- Paula
The Oval OrificeYou'll want to bear down on this one
Command PerformanceWhether 2 terms, or 2 minutes, this one
won't let you down.
The Long DragThe presidential favorite
"I think you will find that these ligatures have a nice tight fit. I've even tested them out on my employees.....I'd say, 'go ahead, yank on it'....but that sucker never slipped."
"When I really want to surprize them I go strapless. You should see their faces when I spring it on them."
The Strap-onOne of Hillary's favorites
Lickety SplitThis non-partisan strap is suitable for every angle
Comic StrapGenuine French tickler
The LariatYou might get hog-tied with this extra long one.
Little Rock LubeHome made, from natural materials
Washington WaxYou'll want to keep some of this stashed in the closet
Gore GlideThis one's a winner, wait no..yea..no.
Impeach JellyTo smooth things out when you get in a jam
Slick's Willy's Sax Gear
100 Slippery Licks Ave.